NEW American citizen Craig Ferguson is worried about headlining the White House Correspondents Dinner on April 26 - "probably the single most dangerous gig in show business," the Scot calls it.

Ferguson tells Capitol File magazine he isn't going to proselytize. "It's a terrible arrogance to think I could influence them. When people say, 'Oh, you could really stick it to them,' I'm like, 'Do you think Dick Cheney's going to hear two gags from me and say, 'You know what? I've been wrong!' " Ferguson will co-host an after-party at the Newseum with Niche Media chief Jason Binn and actress Rosario Dawson, co-founder of Voto Latino.

HEATHER Graham, who played a porn star in "Boogie Nights" and a prostitute in "Gangs of New York," has kissed her share of guys. In her latest movie, "Gray Matters," she gets to kiss a girl, Bridget Moynahan, and she liked it

"She was a pretty good kisser. The lips are very soft and sweet," Graham said of Moynahan at the premiere in D.C. at the new Swedish Embassy, hosted by Capitol File magazine. Writer/director Sue Kramer had another nice touch by making Graham's other co-star, Molly Shannon, obsessed with reading Page Six.

. . . "I watch ESPN's "SportsCenter," but I wish many of the hosts would stop attempting to be funny.

Truth be told, they are not. Don't try to do what you're not equipped to do. (This is a pretty good life rule)" — Larry King in Capitol File magazine . . .